Here We F*cking Go Again: 2026 Swear Calendar for Tired-Ass Women

😂📅Featuring TWO hilarious curse word quotes per month, this calendar will keep you laughing all year long. Perfect for white elephant exchanges, gag gifts, or just as a fun treat for the sweary women in your life, including friends, coworkers, and more!🎁

FEATURES

A Favorite Sweary 2026 Calendar
When you’ve just about had enough of all the nonsense and trouble life throws at you, the “Here We Fuking Go Again Calendar”* has your back. It’s organization with attitude. Each month delivers a bold quote to fire you up to handle anything.

12 Months of Swears
We’ve curated two delightfully blunt swear quotes for each month, giving you fresh and creative ways to describe life when things go sideways. That’s 24 hilarious cuss word quotes throughout the year.

Yes, It’s Large
We avoid tiny calendars with no room to write appointments, birthdays, or notes. That’s why this one features a bold 12 × 9 inch vertical layout that stands out in your kitchen, office, or bedroom, complete with upgraded spiral binding.

Modern Floral Design
Beautiful illustrated designs bring a fun, uplifting mood to each month, making this calendar a decorative piece as well as a functional one.

Delightful and Funny Gag Gift
A top-notch white elephant gift guaranteed to get laughs and spark conversations at work. Perfect for women, best friends, and coworkers who deal with way too much stress.

SPECIFICATIONS

• Design: 12 months with two hilarious swear quotes per month; includes one cover page and one back page, printed on single side (13 sheets in total)
• Material: Made of coated paper
• Weight: 185g
• Easy Hanging: Comes with a hook for quick and simple hanging
• Size:

NOTE

• Please allow slight measurement deviation due to manual measurement.

• Due to the different monitor and light effect, the actual color of the item might be slightly different from the color showed on the pictures.